Hot Squat Hombre

He was little but we loved him
 He was small but he was swell
 He was tiny, how he teased me
 Guess he knew how to ring my bell
 He was my midget love slave
 He was a horny little half-pint
 With lovin' for sale
 He was my midget love slave
 His name was Andrew, but I called him Gayle
 The first time that I saw him
 Was in a porno production of the Seven Dwarfs
 He played a dwarf named Sleazy
 One look at his beard and I wanted to score
 He was my midget love slave
 He was a horny little half-pint
 With lovin' for sale
 He was my midget love slave
 He was a hot little munchkin who could make me wail
 We were happy together
 Making hot love with never a pause
 Then one day he left me
 For the Lollipop Triplets in the Wizard of Oz
 He was my midget love slave
 He was a Hot Squat Hombre
 With love on his mind
 He was my midget love slave
 But size don't matter when the lovin' is fine
 Size don't matter
 Size don't matter
 Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine
 Size don't matter
 Size don't matter
 Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine
 Whoo! I'm in the mood to love a little midget man like you.
 Whoo! You're lookin' so good, yeah...
 Say why don't you give me a little fidget?
 With those clever little digits, baby
 Oh come on, do it again
 Do it again!
 Do it again, baby!
 Do it again!