Tardigrade Song

If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home
 Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne?
 Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn
 These are the things that I never will learn
 These are the things I never will learn
 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai
 I live in the shrubbery, for that's all I crave (Ah ha)
 I don't want these excitements to see me to my grave (Ah ha)
 I can live life in vacuums for years with no drink (Ah ha)
 And put up with hardships more than you can think
 And put up with hardships more than you can think
 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai
 If I shed all my liquid and let myself dry out
 I'll shrivel and sleep for some 15-odd years
 I'd wake up, come water, and get on with living
 With time in my pocket to pass by the day
 If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home (Ah ha)
 Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne? (Ah ha)
 Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn (Ah ha)
 These are the things that I will never learn
 These are the things I never will learn
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 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai
 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
 Lai, lai-lai lai-lai, lai-lai lai-lai
 For I am a tardigrade (Ah ha)
 And I'll stay at home (Ah ha)
 I'd not trade it for anything (Ah ha)
 Not a knife, a cup or a throne (Woo ooh, ooh ooh ooh)
 Well, all I want is my shrubbery (Ah ha)
 And my little patch of moss (Ah ha)
 With my whisky in the cabinet (Ah ha)
 And my feet all clothed in socks
 And my feet clothed in socks
 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai
 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai, lai
 Lai, lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai lai-lai lai lai