How We Met

Out the dungeon of brain-pain, I came
 With the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe
 With a suit made of electricity
 I ran through the Great Wall of China convincingly
 That was after the world tour
 When I travelled through gravel and battled matter at the Earth's core
 I did the show on a fireball, a pioneer
 Ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear
 I fought fear with the hammer Thor lent me
 And tangled with the angel of death for four centuries
 Put a name plate on the asteroid belt
 And I ran through the future with an android's help
 That's when civilians were made of metal
 I received the coronation 'cause I had the last flower petal
 My powers settled the clash between races
 And put good people on the magazine faces
 Substituted television scandals where elephants and pandas
 Tell 'em it's the elegant commando
 With a hand so big, I punched a Sphinx in the nose
 And the nose decomposed and so the story goes
 I slapped a 40-O out of a young man's hand
 And fed him lessons of life to formulate a plan
 I wore the prime of meridian as a wristband
 And he gave away my riches, but I still remained the rich man
 The quicksand I withstood for good
 As I hopped a dragonfly to outer space and met Count Bass