Spiderman In The Flesh

I must have been bit
 By a spider
 When I was very small,
 Because now I'm grown up
 I spend five days a week
 Going up the fucking wall.
 I must have been fenced
 Into a long straight road
 When I was nine or ten.
 Because now I'm grown up
 I spend five days a week
 Going round the fucking bend oh...
 I must have had sex
 With a prostitute
 When i was aged thirteen,
 Because now i see
 Sexual advances
 In every woman i meet.
 In my late teens i think
 Someone spiked my drinks,
 I have grabbed all types of drug
 And alcohol ever since.
 Are there any queers
 In the theater tonight
 Getting up against the wall.
 There is one on the spotlight
 He don't look right to me
 Getting up against the wall.
 That one looks jewish
 And that one's a coon,
 Hootin all this riffraff Into the room
 There's one smoking a join
 And an other with spots
 I i had my way
 I'd have all of you shot