Art Bitch

My art is called egocentric-soft-porno
 Or maybe it's just narcisism
 My one and only subject
 Goes from something like anything but me-ism
 Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley?
 He could drop the paintings
 And photograph his penis
 Or take pics of the chicks
 Yeah, you know what I mean
 Wouldn't it be better for Escher?
 He could drop the math
 And make it happen on his mattress
 (Two) two girls and a cam
 (Three) three girls and a cam
 You put a dog there and you got polaroid scam
 I ain't no artist
 I am an art-bitch
 I sell my paintings to the men I eat
 I have no portfolio
 And I only show
 Where there's free alcohol
 I am so hardcore
 I sell my crap and people ask for more
 Call me a revolutionaire
 I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire
 What I do, is called art-shit
 And don't you dare make fun of me
 'Cause everything I do was featured on the pages of I.D
 I ain't no artist
 I am an art-bitch
 I sell my paintings to the men I eat
 I have no portfolio
 And I only show
 Where there's free alcohol
 I ain't no artist
 I am an art-bitch
 I sell my paintings to the men I eat
 I have no portfolio
 And I only show
 Where there's free alcohol
 Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
 Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
 Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
 Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
 Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
 Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
 Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
 Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
 I ain't no artist
 I am an art-bitch
 I sell my paintings to the men I eat
 I have no portfolio
 And I only show
 Where there's free alcohol
 Art bitch, art bitch
 Art bitch, art bitch
 Art bitch, art bitch
 Suck, suck, suck my art-hole