The Life: The Hookers' Ball

Everybody save your bucks
 Everybody rent your tux
 Everybody dress deluxe
 We're going to the Hookers' Ball
 Invitations in the mail
 Get your baby out of jail
 Go ahead and make her bail
 You're going to the Hookers' Ball
 We're gonna eat and drink and be merry
 We're gonna dance all over the floor
 Everybody at the party gonna party
 Like they never partied before
 Dress yourself as bold as brass
 Give yourself a touch of class
 Hurry up and move your ass
 We're going to the Hookers' Ball
 To New York and San Francisco
 They all come from far and near
 To attend this celebration
 That is held one night a year
 Only those in our profession
 Are permitted in the hall
 It's been here for generation
 Welcome to the Hookers' Ball
 How they dress will knock you out
 And wake you up again
 The diamonds shine, the colors shout
 And that is just the men
 Never seen folks making tracks
 To line up at the door
 Or seen so many Cadillacs
 In just one place before
 Soon the crowd is busting loose
 A great big free for all
 And though there is no Mother Goose
 There really is a Hookers' Ball
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 Baby, dig the atmosphere
 Baby, ain't you glad you're here?
 It's the party of the year
 We're dancing at the Hookers
 Prancing at the Hookers
 Hopping at the Hookers
 Popping at the Hookers
 Welcome to the Hookers' Ball