Drunk Text Romance

I wanna be the one you drunk text first
 When you're outta beer at 3AM
 At some shitty house party in South Philly
 I wanna be your drunk text romance
 Textualize me
 Bike home drunk with me on speaker
 Just kidding, don't do that, please
 This is a song about sexting (It is that stupid)
 Don't you know anything? (Might fall off your face)
 (Don't you know anything?)
 Just bike home and go to sleep (That I won't get to kiss you)
 'Cause that'd be cool and safe (This time I see you)
 (Or I could, but it'd be weird) Text me in the morning, though
 Or whatever
 Act like I care
 Oh, I don't, oh-oh
 I don't, but just text me in the morning
 (Just text me in the morning anyways)
 When you're feeling better
 (When you're feeling better we can talk or something)
 I wanna be your drunk text romance
 Next morning nonsense quick call before bed
 Quick call before bed (Quick call before you go to bed)
 (That's how I like your voice so much)
 I wanna be your drunk text romance (And it is so cute)
 Next morning nonsense quick call before bed (And you're so nice)
 Quick call before bed (Man, I don't know what I'd do)
 Quick call before bed
 Just text me in the morning
 When you're feeling better
 I guess