(I Hate) Surfin' In H.B.

Frankie... Annette
 One day I took a trip in my car
 And went straight down Golden State
 And went to the beach
 But when I got there I just want to cry
 Cuz there were so many people
 I didn't know what to do
 Cuz every time I go there
 My board gets covered with oil
 Every time I go there
 Some hodad steals my wax
 And when I get on top of those
 The guy he cuts me off
 Why do they cut me off
 There's stupid idiots in the water
 They keep cut me off
 There's too many surfers
 I wanna kill myself
 You know...
 I hate surfing in HB
 Hate surfing in HB
 Hate surfing in HB
 The chicks are jerks
 The guys think their so cool
 They just look at each other
 And always try and steal the surf
 But not on my wave this time buddy
 I'm gonna push you down
 I'm gonna take the wave
 That wave is, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
 You're not gonna take it from me
 Cuz I've got it
 I'm getting in there
 I'm in the tube, boy I'm really getting off
 I'm getting off
 I'm surfing this is fucking cool
 I hate surfing in HB
 Hate surfing in HB
 Hate surfing if the waves are always shitty
 Ohh... well we can always go to the beach party and find girls
 Hey... Isn't, isn't that Bill floating in the shore break.