The Gates

Workin' on a laptop close to the end
 Of a job I've been doing since half past ten
 I don't believe that it's frozen again
 The system has gone down, oh
 Down, oh, down, oh
 I don't believe that it's frozen again
 The system has gone down, oh
 So, I took it down to the help desk guy
 I said, "Make it better, or I'm gonna cry"
 He said, "I'm sorry, your computer has died"
 The data can no longer be found, oh
 Found, oh, found, oh
 He said, "I'm sorry, your computer has died"
 The data can no longer be found, oh
 To the roof with the laptop I did go
 Over to the edge and I gave it a throw
 And when it arrived, seven stories below
 It really made a mighty fine sound, oh
 Sound, oh, sound, oh
 When it arrived, seven stories below
 It really made a mighty fine sound, oh
 Well, that didn't do enough to ease my pain
 So, I went down to Dulles and I got on a plane
 Saying this all Billy Gates' fault
 I'm gonna be tracking him down, oh
 Down, oh, down, oh
 This all Billy Gates' fault
 I'm gonna be tracking him down, oh
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 Touched down at Seattle and got off the plane
 Hit Starbucks to get out of the rain
 Paid all of my dough for a thimble of Joe
 Full of foam and a cinnamon brown, oh
 Brown, oh, brown, oh
 All of my dough for a thimble of Joe
 Full of foam and a cinnamon brown, oh
 When the Gates found out about my plan
 He packed up a bag, turned tail and ran
 Megaloman took it out on the lam
 And hid way underground, oh
 Ground, oh, ground, oh
 Megaloman took it out on the lam
 And hid way underground, oh
 Well, the Gates been runnin' ever since that day
 Thinks he can hide, but he can't get away
 When I finally find his little skinny behind
 Gonna kick it all over this town, oh
 Town, oh, town, oh
 Finally, find his little skinny behind
 Gonna kick it all over this town