Swedish Designer Drugs

I was shot in the back
 By nilfisk addicted cowboys
 By jealousy struck
 Outnumbered by hard boiled luck
 When I showed them the lights
 Of my two forty five deep blue break
 They all stood up and sang
 'Bout swedish designer drugs
 I was cutting a tree
 And turning my jack into lumber
 When the hitmen arrived
 On a boat from the isle of song
 I was shocked by the nude
 Identical twins on my lap
 A cross-eyed effect
 Of swedish designer drugs
 It's hard to be strong
 Depending on northern refineries
 How deep is your fjord
 How shallow thy watery eyes
 How could I recupe
 Surrounded by 95 dogma's
 Like a raindeer I'm struck
 By swedish designer drugs
 I'm dating the maid
 And driving electric wheelchairs
 I'm cleaning the fish
 With biodegradable pride
 I was pulling the strings
 While playing the fifteenth violin
 In a director's cut
 Of swedish designer drugs
 I was hurting a fly
 And winning all nobely prizes
 I was probably drunk
 By the probably best beer around
 Like a viking in need
 I got a medal for bad underacting
 They all stood up and sang
 About swedish designer drugs
 Swedish designer drugs
 Swedish designer drugs
 Swedish designer drugs
 Swedish designer drugs
 Swedish designer drugs
 Swedish designer drugs
 Swedish designer drugs
 It's hard to be strong
 How deep is your fjord?
 When I showed them the lights
 They all stood up and sang
 About swedish designer drugs
 It's hard to be strong
 It's hard to be strong
 How deep is your fjord?
 When I showed them the lights
 They all stood up and sang
 About swedish designer drugs