El Chupa Nibre

Why did you buy this album?
 I don't know why you did, you're stupid
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 - yourself
 Ha ha ha ha!
 The super flow with more jokes than Bazooka Joe
 A mix between Superfly Snuka and a superhoe
 Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre
 Digest a group and sell the poop on eBay
 Danger with the vest screamin "Shoot the DJ!"
 Doom clickin' over two chickens, three-way
 Four in the five, a cork on the freeway
 Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say
 State your intentions
 "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions"
 Very well, what you want, a brownie?
 He took off the mask and whispered, "Put me where you found me"
 He kept his paper digits in a chunk
 Once joined a rap clique, Midgets Into Crunk
 Did a solo on the oboe
 Could've sold a million then the villain went for dolo
 And cited creative differences
 Basically they hated, he left no jaded witnesses
 Rappers suck, when they spit I doubt 'em
 The crap they sing about you wanna slap the -kin' s- out 'em
 Psht, time waits for no man
 On a blind date, a lover with a slow chrome hand
 Judged him by his shoes, hot smelly Brogan
 Budged him with the news, called him pot-bellied Conan
 No prick barbarian
 A strict beeratarian, a sick pair of Merry Men
 The beat is like a swift kick in the rear end
 The stiff - made her lose her lipstick and hairpin
 He said "Djamn! Act like you know me
 Even with the mask on, show me what you owe me"
 Tell her brush her grill and wash her face and t- homey
 Dumile got her like Inuyasha got Kagome
 What we have here is a failure to communicate
 If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
 About Doom the Great, a lot more confident
 Came a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent
 It was time well spent, vented
 Spelt and dented, hell-bented and heaven-scented
 A wire is dead, he's in it for the cash flow
 I'd like to send a big up to Firehead Lazzo
 Let a brother know once you lasso Hasbro
 So when he come with Destro he gets no hassle
 Could hardly get a word in
 And wonderin' what the damage is to retain Harvey Birdman?
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 Yo, uhh, Danger! It's me, your old buddy Shake
 Ahh, I heard you're doin a little project and uhh, ya know
 I hear you talked to some other people
 And I thought you were smarter than that
 But obviously I am wrong 'cause you know my rappin' is the sh-
 I don't give it out for free though! So uhh, I'll do it
 Feel free to call me, at my number, which you have