Donkey Pot Pie

(Dragon!)
 You didn't knock when you entered, baby
 You didn't wipe your feet
 (Ah, jeez!)
 I didn't see, I did not see no open house sign
 Is this a trick-or-treat?
 Ooh-ooh-ooh (Little help here!)
 You need to brush up on fairytales, friend
 'Cause dragon's like their sleep
 (Go on and grab some shut-eye!)
 I wrote the book on fire-breathing
 Why don't you read it and weep, weep, weep? (I'm actually already in a book club)
 (We're reading Angela's Ashes!)
 I'm gonna shake you, I'm gonna bake you
 I'm gonna make you a donkey pot pie (What?)
 Salisbury steak you, I'll frosted flake you
 I'll patty-cake you, my donkey pot pie
 Yeah, yeah
 Wait a minute!
 My, what big teeth you have
 They're so sparkling white
 I bet you hear this from all of your food
 But you must bleach at night
 Is that a hint of minty freshness?
 Oh, I am scared to death
 I like a girl with a dazzling smile and tic-tac on her breath
 Oh-woah-woah, don't kill me, lady with the pretty teeth
 I'm gonna love you (Huh?)
 And take hold of you (Slow down, baby)
 I'll velvet glove you (Velvet glove me?)
 My donkey pot pie
 I'm gonna keep you
 Little, Little Bo-Peep you
 I'm gonna sweep you up into the sky
 I'm gonna squeeze you, I'm gonna tease you
 I'm gonna please you
 I'm gonna have me
 A big ol' honkin' sloppy, gloppy, cherry on the toppy
 Piece of donkey pot pie, na-na-na-na-na-na
 Donkey, donkey, donkey pot pie