Life Could Not Better Be

Life could not better be, better be, better be
 It could not possibly, no sirrrah, sirrah, sirree
 Songs could not gayer be, sound your do, re, or mi
 Re, mi, fa, so, la si,
 fa la la la follow me
 Why be gloomy?
 Cut thy nose off to spite thy face
 Listen to me, a nose is hard to replace
 Skies could not bluer be, hearts in love, truer be
 I say for you and me
 life couldn't possibly, not even probably
 Life couldn't possibly better be
 Life could not better be on a medieval spree
 Knights full of chivalry, villains full of villainy
 You'll see as you suspect maidens fair, in silks bedecked
 Each tried and true effect for the umpteenth time we'll resurrect
 We did research, authenticity was a must
 Zooks! Did we search!
 What did we find? Achoo, a lot of dust
 After the dust had cleared half the cast had a beard
 And I'm the one as you can see
 for whom the bell tolls merrily
 We asked Shakespeare and Francis Bacon would they declare
 Which one wrote this and they both said,
 Get outta dere
 Which bring us to the plot, plot we've got, quite a lot
 As it unfolds you'll see
 what starts like a scary tale ends like a fairy tale
 And life couldn't possibly better be.