Fullaschidt (remix)

[Chorus: 'Drea]
 Ooo-ooo-ooo, yeah
 Y'all niggas is shady, really got me goin' crazy
 Ooo-ooo-ooo, I know, I know
 Y'all bullshitted me for the last time, yeah
 [Verse 1:]
 Monday morning, just wakin' up
 Someone's cooking bacon up in the kitchen, it's been
 A hot minute since I had some pork
 "You want some food?" Not spinach, you'll get stabbed with a fork
 "Sorry dude, I think I got the last bit of bacon"
 I looked up in his face, punk-ass bitch was fakin'
 But I wanted some juice; I looked up in the fridge
 And this nigga had the bacon hidden under the fruit
 I swear to God, yo there's nowhere to hide
 It's like they're always tryin' to pull the wool over my eyes
 This one chick I never mentioned before
 Was like, "You wanna come with me and my friends to the store?"
 Cool, I said "yeah", I saw no harm in it
 Told her that I'd meet her in the dorm room in four minutes
 Showed up, had the biggest surprise
 She's like, "C'mon guys, Danny said that he'd give us a ride!"
 Huh?
 [Chorus]
 [Verse 2:]
 I can't stand it, it's scandalous
 The way they try to dismantle this man with this shit
 You can't bullshit the bullshitter
 But I've been bullshitted so many times, I need a cool pitcher
 Of water, so I can calm the fuck down
 It's all just a game to these clowns, Round Three
 I wouldn't have to put up with half of this crap
 If I was packin' a Mac like Richard Roundtree, uh
 This one chick tried to play me short
 I had her screamin' on the phone 'til it made ME hoarse
 I said, "Why come you don't call me no more?
 I thought we was close", bitch got defensive as shit
 She's like, "Chill nigga 'cause I dropped my phone
 And I lost my phone numbers, I'm 'bout to get yours though"
 Damn near pulled a hamstring
 When I called her two weeks later and she said the same damn thing