Hahahaha Jk

[Intro]
 ("Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives...")
 --Take that out
 --That's my chain
 --Talk shit at this part? About how, like, "The woooooorrrrrllllld didn't see it coming!"
 --This is my chain. Gonna do that. This is fresh, right?
 --"You don't knooooow!"
 [Hook]
 We're not joking
 Just joking
 We are joking
 Just joking
 We're not joking
 [Verse 1 - Heems]
 I'm so wild they call me Four Lokos
 So loco, puede... do it for coco
 Puff like cocoa, til I'm crisp like Coco Bonobo
 Iced tea plus coco
 Sunoco flow, no Pinocchio, no BP
 Just beat me
 Meet me where I beat beats, drop street heat
 I'm on the block like street meat
 Call me Dwight Schrute the way that I eat beats
 No beet farm, just pharm beats, smarmy
 A motherfucker try to harm me, eh?
 I scrap happily
 Smack a little scrappy-type dude for free
 Not for a fee, a Rockfort tee
 Or maybe just a cup of tea, had enough of me?
 I'm just beginning!
 Finna be a minute 'fore the fat lady singin'
 I'm swimmin', I'm crazy, I'm wavy pipeline
 Rappers lack flow, now they're trying to bite mine
 Need like three life lines
 Three wives, three lines of Vic
 Or white, a night to get hype
 Three types of Nikes
 My four sides is spiked
 My Florsheims is tight
 Your punchlines is light
 The days of our lives, plus the nights
 Catch me on the corner drunk and puking
 Crazy stupid, Sami and Lucas!
 (That's a reference to the soap opera Days of Our Lives, even though I was a bigger General Hospital fan growing up)
 [Hook]
 [Verse 2 - Kool AD]
 Yeah, see, quit smilin' and shut your silly traps
 "These zooted brown weirdos is wildin'... but they can really rap!"
 They saw the cover of the tape, figured it's pretty wack
 Later on eventually admitted that it's pretty crack
 Snatched the beer can out your hand like "Gimme that!"
 I'm all up in the freezer at your crib like, "Where your gin be at?"
 (sniffs)
 Couple dubbies and the switch-up dougies and spare me that
 Titty fat, jimmy hack, gimme that Similac
 Chug it, cut it, print it!
 I think it's finished but really black
 Run it back, tell me if you're feeling that
 Ahem, wait a minute like Ray-J
 My work is my play-play
 Every day pay day
 Meet me at the mall it's going down--May Day
 Get it?
 Joke's not the mall, the may say
 The joke's not "meses," vajayjays
 Hey hey, they say they wanna have my kids like Bebe
 No way way, no, bebe, that's eighteen years like 'Ye say
 Too much to pay-pay
 Sweatin' me like Sheneneh
 She say she gave me melee three-way-way
 [Hook]
 [Heems]
 You puff herb? Dawg, I smoke weed too
 You chief cheeba? Ay yo, dawg, me too!
 [Kool AD]
 Yo me, too? You like weed, dude? Me too!
 You like smokin' weed? I see you!
 [Heems]
 These rappers wack as the movie Wackness
 They saccharine, but they not Equal!
 Ohhhhh!
 [Kool AD]
 Oh no, call it cuz it's Sweet and Low, dude
 Crossover numbers for brothas and white demons, too
 [Heems]
 We not racist, we love white people! Ford trucks, apple pies!
 Bald eagles
 [Kool AD]
 Yeah, Cheetos, Doritos, Fritos, Pringles, Kraft Singles, Slim Jims, Sierra Mist!
 [Heems]
 Butter crunch cookies, Sour Patch Kids!
 The block is like a mattress in the hood
 I'm flippin' on it!
 [Kool AD]
 Flippin' in the ghetto on a dirty mattress
 Over-30 actress -- Bulova, Cau, Dalier, Chapstick... uh
 [Hook]
 Heh?
 [Fade out]