Surfboard

I've been findin' myself prayin'
 Have you seen the shape I'm in?
 I've been cleanin' up my act after a weekend's worth of sin
 This past year I got let go and then the rent got hard to pay
 So I'm findin' myself kneeling down to pray
 I keep 'em clear and small
 Little prayers that won't hurt at all
 Clear and small
 Whispered words float through the walls
 Like Dear Lord
 I need a surfboard
 'Cause I can't figure out how to not drown in these waves
 Dear Lord
 I saw your billboard
 About hell and fire and how I need to be saved
 So I'm prayin' straight away
 
 I've been finding myself prayin'
 Have you seen the shape we're in?
 I know you haven't seen us lately on Sunday mornings we're sleepin' in
 Fried from treadin' water in this pool you threw us in
 Waitin' for a lesson on how to swim
 I keep 'em clear and small
 Little prayers that won't hurt at all
 Clear and small
 Whispered words float through the walls
 Like Dear Lord
 I need a surfboard
 'Cause I can't figure out how to not drown in these waves
 Dear Lord
 I saw your billboard
 About hell and fire and how I need to be saved
 So I'm praying straight away
 Ohh
 Dear Lord
 I need a surfboard
 'Cause I can't figure out how to not drown in these waves
 Dear Lord
 I saw your billboard
 About hell and fire and how I need to be saved
 Dear Lord
 Could you send out that surfboard
 And maybe a couple hundred grand so we could stay
 Dear Lord
 If you strike down my landlord
 I'll be there every week and not just Christmas Day
 Kneelin' down to pray
 Kneelin' down to pray
 Oh, I'm kneelin' down to pray