Impossible

Why did he look at her that way?
 Why did he look at her that way?
 Must be my imagination
 She's a lovely, blooming flower
 He's just a sprout
 Impossible!
 She's a lovely, blooming flower
 He's all worn out
 Impossible!
 Just a fledgling in the nest
 Just a man who needs a rest
 He's a beamish boy at best
 Poor old fellow
 He's a child and loves a test
 He's too young to pass
 Impassible!
 He has asthma, gout, a wife, lombago and gas
 Irascible!
 Romping in the nursery
 He looks tired
 Son, sit on your father's knee
 Father, you can lean on me
 Him? Impossible!
 But why did she wave at him that way?
 Why did she wave at him that way?
 Could there be an explanation?
 Women often want a father-
 She may want mine
 It's possible
 He's a handsome lad of twenty
 I'm 39
 It's possible
 Older men know so much more
 In a way I'm 44
 Next to him I'd seem a bore
 All right, 50
 Then again he is my father
 I ought to trust -
 Impossible!
 Then again, with love at my age
 Sometimes it's just
 Impossible!
 With a girl I'm ill at ease
 I don't feel well
 Sir, about those birds and bees -
 Son, a glass of water, please
 The situation's fraught
 Fraughter than I thought
 With horrible
 Impossible
 Possibilities!