Samantha's Got a Bag of Coal

Samantha's got a bag of coal
 Mighty soul but I couldn't find an ego
 Dressing up like Santa Claus
 She gave it to the bankers
 And the others that were evil
 Like the cops in this town
 Disturbing all the peace
 Always bringing everybody down
 Why you gotta spoil the fun
 Creating problem where there are none
 I'm singing ho ho ho
 Here's a chunk of coal
 For the overzealous cop acting like he's the gestapo
 Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
 For the hypocrite who's preaching in the church under the steeple
 Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
 For the money driven bastards putting profits over people
 Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
 For the rich white frat boy yelling crap out of car windows
 For the overzealous copper acting like the gestapo
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 Well Samantha used to be called Sam
 Samantha was a woman that used to be a man
 Trying to find a place in this world
 It's kind of hard when the boy becomes the girl
 Yeah she took it to the West Coast side
 She got pushed off a bridge
 She nearly died
 A victim of a hateful crime
 The sadness crept in
 Samantha took her own life
 I'm singing ho ho ho
 Here's a chunk of coal
 For the overzealous cop acting like he's a gestapo
 Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
 For the hypocrites who preach in the church under the steeples
 Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
 For the bankers and the brokers ripping off all of the people
 Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
 For the rich white frat boy yelling crap out of car windows
 For the overzealous cop acting like he's a gestapo
 For the money grabbing bastards putting profits over people
 For the homophobic bigots spreading violence onto people
 Hos