Two Dead Boys

One fine day in the middle of the night
 One fine day in the middle of the night
 Two dead boys got up to fight
 Two dead boys got up to fight
 Back to back they faced each other
 Back to back they faced each other
 Drew their swords and shot each other
 Drew their swords and shot each other
 One fine day in the middle of the night
 Two dead boys got up to fight
 Back to back they faced each other
 Drew their swords and shot each other
 One fine day in the middle of the night
 Two dead boys got up to fight
 Back to back they faced each other
 Drew their swords and shot each other
 One was blind and the other couldn't see
 So they chose a dummy for a referee
 The blind men went to see fair play
 And the dumb man went to shout Hooray
 And the paralysed donkey passing by
 He kicked the blind man in the eye
 Knocked him through a nine inch wall
 Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
 One fine day in the middle of the night
 Two dead boys got up to fight
 Back to back they faced each other
 Drew their swords and shot each other
 One fine day in the middle of the night
 Two dead boys got up to fight
 Back to back they faced each other
 Drew their swords and shot each other
 A deaf policeman heard the noise
 And went to arrest the two dead boys
 If you don't believe this story's true
 Ask the blind man he saw it too
 One fine day in the middle of the night
 Two dead boys got up to fight
 Back to back they faced each other
 Drew their swords and shot each other
 One fine day in the middle of the night
 Two dead boys got up to fight
 Back to back they faced each other
 Drew their swords and shot each other
 One fine day in the middle of the night
 Two dead boys got up to fight
 Back to back they faced each other
 Drew their swords and shot each other
 One fine day in the middle of the night
 Two dead boys got up to fight
 Back to back they faced each other
 Drew their swords and shot each other