Dirt Roads Scholar

My buddy Jake said, hey, it's spring break
 So I picked him up in my truck
 We rode into town and there we found
 A cantina and sorority bus
 I started trading my lines
 With a tall blond hair Kappa Delta
 She said, boy, what school are you from?
 I said, I'd be happy to tell ya
 I'm from the dirt road poison ivy league
 Of campfires, guitars and river swings
 Got the good life down and if you hang around
 We can get a little dust on that car
 'Cause I'm a genuine, certified dirt road scholar
 Graduated the top of the school of hard knocks
 Pass the bar anytime, I ain't thirsty
 My country clubs exclusive to none
 But a fishing pole would come in handy
 No, you ain't really lived till you get chill bumps
 From a coyote cry
 Or fine dine till you've cooked on a mountain
 Lightning bugs for candle light
 Yeah, I'm from the dirt road poison ivy league
 Of campfires, guitars and river swings
 Got the good life down and if you hang around
 We can get a little dust on that car
 'Cause I'm a genuine, certified dirt road scholar
 Yeah, I'm from the dirt road poison ivy league
 Of campfires, guitars and river swings
 Got the good life down and if you hang around
 We can get a little dust on that car
 'Cause I'm a genuine, Alumni certified
 Give you a country time, love to treat you right
 Wrapped in a blanket tight
 Sing you to sleep at night, dirt road scholar