These Old Shoes

Well, they said, "it was the cheapest fare at this time of year"
 And they said, "It's nice and safe, you got nothing to fear"
 So I will take this old plane to get to you
 Yes, I will take this old plane to get to you
 Twenty minutes late the plane crashes down
 And I'm one of three left amongst a priest and a clown
 And then all I can hear is the hiss of the track
 I said, "why the hell not" and I jump on the back
 And I will take this old train to get to you
 Yes, I will take this old train to get to you
 She said, "get off my train you dirty hobo"
 And I tried to explain but it was a no go
 It was a no go for this hobo
 He said for fifty bucks I could take it
 He was sure that this lemon could make it
 So I will take this old car to get to you
 Yes, I will take this old car to get to you
 (He said you could take it)
 Couple miles out of this old part of town
 My engine explodes with a horrible sound
 But I will take these old shoes to get to you
 Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you
 Oh, I will take these old shoes to get to you
 Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you.