Other Jokes

I think an eating contest is really
 just the beginning of a shitting content
 Congrats you're the winner, but in round two everybody loses
 Those hot-dogs have to exit
 Why are there no positive mysteries?
 It's always like "who stole the diamond?"
 "Who killed the butler?"
 How about "hey, who made cookies?"
 Somebody cleaned my room?
 If I had a book store I'd make the mystery section really hard to find
 "Excuse me, do you have any mystery novels?"
 "Well, that's a damned good question"
 I think hair gel was invented in order to make
 it easier to identify assholes from a distance
 Sorry man
 I'm gonna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them lived together
 People will say "are those hermit crabs?"
 "Not anymore, these are mingling crabs"