Appasayo

Excuse me a moment of unfiltered honesty
 Musical modern-day 昔話
 Flawlessly written entirely in grievance
 The privileged millennial's pledge of allegiance
 Needless to say, no matter what way you spin it
 The earth is a circus, the cynics got tickets
 Still thirsty, but firstly, well-versed in satirics
 Half-assedly bring out haphazardous lyrics
 At the list of submissions, dismissions
 The words I just twisted? They do not exist
 Call me out, but at least I'm consistent
 The gist of it's everyone's whining and nobody listens
 Collective society's, "Woe is me" attitude
 Go and see why that mentality's bad for you
 This day and age we're still mentally weak
 Conversation's just waiting for my turn to speak (ugh, here we go)
 The art of objection
 Musicians device
 What a shame that admission is so overpriced
 But the spice is in crisis and tragedy
 Glad to be feeding off mutuals' misery and majesty
 Ravish the masses with views they can rate
 And relate to the fact that I'm so unrelatable
 Thoughts so insatiable, jealous, debatable
 Keep up to date it's six times for the hateable
 At least I complain through a screen and then share it
 "I promise I'm making new music, I swear it!"
 Imagine how tragic- "I'm sorry, your name is?"
 Your thinking: "At this rate, I'll never be famous"
 Complain like it changes the outcome fundamentally
 Half the time nothing turns out how it's meant to be
 Rich and the poor both suffer existentially
 Who's keeping score? We all kick it eventually
 How 'bout a taste of カルマ?
 They say "なるよう になるさ"
 We still call it wicked, despicable, cursed and unfair
 When the universe winds up unkind to us
 Keep on whining it's fine because
 We're hoping to God somebody might care
 Living merrily, wearily, oh-so-contrarily
 Life is but a nightmare
 After night, toss and turn contemplating mortality
 Appasayo!
 Tight personality
 Logical fallacies, famine and war
 What's this? An unsettling knock at my door
 NHK man speaks English, not this shit again
 ごめんなさいテレビありません！
 Shut the door on the face of the law, I'm above it
 Then reap all the benefits
 God, do I love it!
 I might get deported, so put a bright face
 ねぇ、みじょか外国お姉さん
 Switch to 日本語 in front of my eyes
 Talk shit like I can't understand you, surprise!
 You're bitching and crying
 We're all friends with that
 "Not all of us chose to be born so attractive
 I always get hit on, like, what should I do?"
 Well, good golly gee, don't it suck to be you?
 How 'bout a taste of カルマ?
 They say "なるよう になるさ"
 We still call it wicked, despicable, cursed and unfair
 When the universe winds up unkind to us
 Keep on whining it's fine because
 We're hoping to God somebody might care
 Living merrily, warily, oh-so-contrarily
 Life is but a nightmare
 もう、マジ疲れた
 プロミュージシャンとして毎日音楽作るのってマジ大変
 もうほんとマジバイリンガルってマジ大変
 頭の中ごちゃごちゃでマジ最悪
 そして、世界中にいるファンと話すのもマジ大変
 フォローはいっぱいいるってマジ大変
 もっと大変なのは、
 結局何やっても人は皆死を避けられないってこと
 えぇ？ちょっと、それは大変すぎるです
 How 'bout a taste of カルマ?
 They say "なるよう になるさ"
 We still call it wicked, despicable, cursed and unfair
 When the universe winds up unkind to us
 Keep on whining it's fine because
 We're hoping to God somebody might care
 Living merrily, wearily, oh-so-contrarily
 Life is but a night-
 How 'bout a taste of カルマ?
 They say "なるよう になるさ"
 We still call it wicked, despicable, cursed and unfair
 When the universe winds up unkind to us
 Keep on whining it's fine because
 We're hoping to God somebody might care
 Living merrily, wearily, oh-so-contrarily
 Life is but a nightmare
 あっ、そういえばこの曲作るのもマジ大変だった