Demondice Wa...

Ay yo, cover your ears and shield your eyes
 Furthermore viewer discretion advised
 A clever disguise, ridiculous ruse
 I'm getting momentum and blowing a fuse!
 So raise your glasses for a toast
 Who eats the fastest gets the most
 You better be glad to hear "nice to meet'cha!"
 Usually by now? I'd probably eat'cha!
 Riddle me this, a plot with a twist
 A demon still biding her time
 Instead of "half-assed" rhymes in the first verse
 Of the worst pass for a laugh track
 Flying first class on a massive rocket to space
 To space, the face of honor displaced
 The race against mortality is a fallacy in its own case
 And by the grace of the powers that be
 You've been granted a showcase with me!
 The fanciest lady of this side of the gutter, y'know?
 It's ya boy! (You mean girl?)
 Did I fucking stutter?
 You're utterly sorry, a sight to behold
 I'm royally flushing, you're ready to fold
 Your filter is showing a foolish mistake
 I'm sorry my dear, I'm afraid you're a fake!
 But take what you will from an infamous demon
 Wheeling and dealing with rhyming to reason
 Don't be dramatic not trying to spite you
 It's none of my business that nobody likes you
 Innocent 'till proven guilty
 Sorry, that's my game
 I'm forever "mister mystery"
 But tell 'em, what's my name boys and girls?
 Demondice は かっこいい
 かっこいいと可愛い
 One for the money, and two for the show
 H is for honesty 嘘でしょう?
 Demondice は かっこいい
 かっこいいと可愛い
 優しいさの塊 I'm your lady
 Demondice は かっこいい
 かっこいいと可愛い
 One for the money, and two for the show
 H is for honesty 嘘でしょう?
 Demondice は かっこいい
 かっこいいと可愛い
 めっちゃくっちゃ
 めっちゃくっちゃ
 可愛いくてかっこいい、 ね？
 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and bitches
 Audience members will end up in stitches
 Violence, letting silence, better pile the bodies up high
 Setting your sights on the "pie in the sky"
 Haven't you heard that ambition's a lie?
 Well, come to think of it, I would drink to forget
 The fact that my life is still void of duets
 While dead-end relationship's got you all stressed
 I've been too busy becoming the best
 I've been too busy confusingly, dizzily
 Spinning my craft to be winning material
 What's on your cereal box? It's me!
 Be sure that you're getting you're Vitamin C
 One hundred percent money back guarantee
 The loosest of feet and the fanciest free
 こつこつ Stepping with diligence
 ひそひそ Secret magnificence
 Nah it's a lie, I'm a fucking disgrace
 Now light my cigar and get outta my face
 Truly you're mistaken if you think that I'm ashamed
 I'm forever "mister mystery"
 But tell 'em, what's my name boys and girls?
 Demondice は かっこいい
 かっこいいと可愛い
 One for the money, and two for the show
 H is for honesty 嘘でしょう?
 Demondice は かっこいい
 かっこいいと可愛い
 優しいさの塊 I'm your lady
 Demondice は かっこいい
 かっこいいと可愛い
 One for the money, and two for the show
 H is for honesty 嘘でしょう?
 Demondice は かっこいい
 かっこいいと可愛い
 めっちゃくっちゃ
 めっちゃくっちゃ
 可愛いくてかっこいい、 ね？