She-Devil

Alright, konichi-fuckin'-wa, school's in, suckers
 Today's English phrase of the day is: "Nothing to fuck with."
 Any questions? No? How about a demonstration?
 Ay yo, fuckers say I suck as if I do it free
 Wanna see? Front a stack
 London bridges fallin' down, bitches. Where the money at?
 Matter fact, fact of the matter is that the madder
 The grey matter the more you heart
 POW POW!! and splatter your brains out!
 No shame cuz I'm no doubt insane
 I'm on that "knick-knack-patty-wack" givin' bitches heart attacks
 I'm pyscho, but PSYCHE! I'm "saikou" at lying to your face
 I've only every held a gun with pops at the shooting range
 How the fuck am I supposed to get to heaven?
 So embarrassing! Wearin' my sin like it's a medal
 When I travel intеrnational
 Irrationally package Tamaonsen CDs
 And no I'm not a fan of Tohou
 Tozaikaidoren? Fuck, I don't play pachinko
 See but that's thе thing, though
 I'm used to lying through my teeth!
 I'll have your cake and eat it too
 The salt is tastin' sugar sweet
 Eeny-meenie-miney-mo, Satan-sama Rap-Spit
 Oki-doki-hokey-pokey-doki-doki-bullshit
 Magical flow, donaru "checkitoutchyo"
 Dakara rappu wa debiru no ongaku, deshou?
 DEMONDICE is the name, and Devil Rap is the game
 Because I didn't really fit inside their "hip-hop" frame
 You know the one, the guns, debauchery, the "shit that's hype"
 They lose their marbles when I "go Ham,"
 And not the "Hattokyo" type!
 Sucks to be a motherfuck, ain't trying to disrespect ya
 Speak English to me, boyo, and I won't correct ya!
 Well sorry, man, I'll never be your "kawaii kanojou"
 Cubano cigar smokin', tokin' "boku shoujo"
 Told ya so, gotta be bold, you're so predictable
 You cannot be the happiest unless you have been miserable!
 The science to defiance is a subject I can drag about
 The kinda self-reliance us Americans like to brag about
 I'm proud to be from the Land of the Free
 And the home of the privileged and lazy
 The crazy paraphrasing stays, so does the rap-spit bingeing
 So FUCK YOU to the future me whose looking back and cringing
 Eeny-meenie-miney-mo, Satan-sama Rap-Spit
 Oki-doki-hokey-pokey-doki-doki-bullshit
 Magical flow, donaru "checkitoutchyo"
 Dakara rappu wa debiru no ongaku, deshou?