Modern World

Crazy way to get your kicks
 They shoot the silicone in your lips
 If your figure makes you sad
 They suck the fat right off your back
 Make up your mind about your tits, girls
 They can puff 'em up so no bra will fit, girls
 There's only one thing they can't fix
 And I won't let you be mislead
 That's the hole in your head
 Can't fix that
 Hail, hail modern world
 Hail to all your boys and girls
 And hail, hail the color green
 I say hail to what I've seen
 And hail this modern world
 You tell her that's shes beautiful
 And put her on a pedestal
 And you Google triple X
 Imagination kicks in
 The more you think about sex, boys
 With someone else the better it gets, boys
 Do you have a purpose in your life?
 Besides cheating on the wife
 For fuck sake, show some sense
 And hail, hail modern world
 Say hail to all your boys and girls
 And hail, hail the color green
 And say hail to what I've seen
 And hail this modern world
 Yeah-aah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah
 Oh-ooh
 These days adoption is a hot thing
 You can get a child for nearly nothing
 You take them home to a nanny
 Buy off your guilt with toys and candy
 But all the money that you work for, girls
 You can't compare it to a love, boys
 Only one thing they can't fix
 I won't let you be mislead
 That's the hole in your head
 Can't fix that
 Hail, hail modern world
 I say hail to all your boys and girls
 And hail, hail the colour green
 I say hail to what I've seen
 And hail this modern world
 Yeah-aah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, oh-ooh
 Oh-oh-oh-oh
 I say hail this modern world