Golden Parachutes

Services that don't exist
 Swapping the derivatives
 When you're betting on both red and black
 It's dealer's choice the deck is always stacked
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 Now he runs the company
 Cable news celebrity
 They put him on the front of Forbes
 He parades the bull like he's a matador
 It's a frat house full of silver spoons
 Watching pornography of busts and booms
 It's a locker room of CEOs
 Telling dirty jokes
 They're all betting men who never lose
 And float away on golden parachutes
 It's a bonus not a shake down
 And they're worth every penny
 in my bank account
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 Now that you're too big to fail
 You'll never have to go to jail
 When you own it you can rob the bank
 A bloated Dillinger a spray-tanned Jesse James
 It's a frat house full of silver spoons
 Watching pornography of busts and booms
 It's a locker room of CFOs
 Telling racist jokes
 They're all betting men who never lose
 And float away on golden parachutes
 And if Main Street wants a hand out
 In their underwater houses let them drown