On Paper

I'm not so easy on the eye
 Its been said my face can make an onion cry
 I mean no harm, but I've got the charm
 Of a murdering serial raper
 I never get none and I know why
 But there's more to me than meets the eye
 The real life me ain't certified
 But I look good on paper
 
 Statistically I'm far above the rest
 I do my homework, never have to guess
 My social life's an empty wreck
 Romance is an alien labor
 There are things about me you'll never know
 Unless you scratch the surface and look below
 My resume is solid gold
 I look good on paper
 I've got straight A's on every test
 A perfect credit score
 My ledger is never in the red
 I look good on paper
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 I never get none, and I know why
 But there's more to me than meets the eye
 If you got the time I'm qualified
 I Look good on paper
 I Look good on paper
 I Look good
 On paper
 On paper