Sabbath School

First off, fuck broke niggas with gold teeth
 And them fat fuckers who wear skinny jeans
 All proceeds go to the foundation
 For dumb hoes who need more money for new weed
 Pot smokers need more cash for weed
 Shit, my Netflix broke, man, I can't watch Blue Streak
 Put your hands in the sky, my brother
 If you took a test high and passed with flying colors
 Cosmogramma, I don't need your spell check
 Just ensure my money's good
 Niggas can you spell "check"? (Check!)
 I"m on some "fuck your life" shit
 Ever since they turned my Aquarius to a Pisces
 Now I'm flip-floppin' through these zodiac signs
 Trying to find the one that understands I'm a liar
 Another day in thе life of a nigga
 Who thinks that every chick is a wifеr
 But I had this one bitch (Yeah?)
 But fuck it, I had to leave her man (Why?)
 I found out the bitch was a Mac Miller fan
 Me and that nigga go together like black bitches and natural hair
 This ain't cracker rap, don't go there
 Bible said don't put no gods before me
 So comparing me to anyone is blasphemy
 So I'mma keep rapping circles around these Eminem wannabes
 As long as Rick is gay and the government is taxing me
 I hate niggas with white girl problems
 Here's a memo, dude, hip-hop does not like you
 When you gettin' chased out of your class
 Come and see me (Okay)
 When you can't afford no food on your table
 Come and see me (Okay)
 When you're redneck deep in a sea of confederate flags
 And your own fucking dad accused you of being a
 (Dude)
 Fuck! (No no no, don't say that!)
 (Don't fucking say that!)
 Shit, motherf— damn!
 You better get up, get out
 And get something my man
 But, oh, you suck at real life, motherfucker
 Stick to 4chan
 Here's the floor plan
 Get money and buy enough minks to skin a PETA fan
 Flyer than Peter Pan
 Born in the era of records from Aaliyah
 And angry beavers, pre-sheen
 Gimme a scene, best believe I seent it
 My fucking girl left me for a paraplegic
 Now you think that makes me feel
 When I'm at home jacking off, waiting for a deal
 Bragging about my size, no escape for me
 I don't puff blacks
 Nor smoke weed
 Watching TLC
 'Till I found out the nigga with the biggest dick
 Looks like somebody from the cast of Glee
 Huh? (Haha!)
 I'm foolish, I'm atheist, I'm crazy
 I'm completely racist, I hate you, bitch
 You gotta understand, in order to be a man
 You need a man, and I just never had the chance
 Wasn't really rich, but not poor
 Just somewhere in the middle, classify me as ignored
 What the fuck is a food stamp, you never had a crouton?
 Mommy won't face me, niggas trying to shake me
 Paris Hilton hates me
 And only Jesus can save me, right? (Right?)
 You believe me, right? (Yeah?)
 Hands up if you live your life wrong
 And you let the song finish to get a play in your iPod
 In my head, yo, I'm cooler than a bitch
 But in reality, you ain't shit
 I ain't shit, we're all fools
 Just a couple of things I learned in Sabbath School (Shit)