Punk Rock Girl

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
 I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead
 Punk rock girl
 Please look at me
 What do you see?
 Let's travel round the world
 Just you and me punk rock girl
 I tapped her on the shoulder
 And said do you have a beau?
 She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know
 Punk rock girl
 Give me a chance
 Let's go slam dance
 We'll dress like Milton Berle
 Just you and me punk rock girl
 We went on tour to Texas and ordered some hot tea
 The waiter said, "No, we only have it iced"
 So we jumped up on the table and we shouted, "Anarchy!"
 And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
 It it was California Dreamin'
 So we started screamin'
 On such a winter's day
 She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
 Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal
 Punk rock girl
 It makes no sense
 Your dad is the vice president
 Rich as the Duke of Earl
 Yeah you're for me punk rock girl
 Solo!
 We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
 Security guards trailed us into a record store
 We asked for GG Allin
 They said, "He don't work here"
 Well if you don't have GG Allin then we're gonna burn your mall down
 We got into her car away we started rollin'
 I said, "How much you pay for this?"
 She said, "Nothin' man it's stolen"
 Punk rock girl
 You look so wild
 Let's have a child
 We'll name her Minnie Pearl
 Just you and me
 Eat fudge banana swirl
 Just you and me
 We'll travel round the world
 Just you and me
 Punk rock girl