Stroking My Cat

Britney Spears makes my head get all light
 Heather Graham naked in Boogie Nights
 Winona Ryder, I fantasize about her
 With Carmen Elektra naked beside her
 I'd hump all the chicks on Beverly Hills, 90210
 I'd hump Cameron Diaz
 And I'd hump Alyssa Milano
 And so what if I'm a few years shy of being thirty
 Should my mind stop being dirty?
 You know what I'd do to Anna Kournikova
 Take her to the toilet and bend her over
 How about a threesome with Angelina Jolie
 Jennifer Lopez and Gwen Stefani
 Even though her movies suck lately Drew Barrymore rocks
 But I'd be forced to dump her for Jennifer Aniston or Courtney Cox
 Courtney Love only looks good half the time but I'd fuck her too
 But I'm so desperate I'd fuck you and your mom!
 Girls with three names
 Drive me triple the insane, they get trapped inside my brain
 Sarah Michelle Gellar
 Melissa Joan Hart (teen witch!) and Sarah Jessica Parker
 But this song won't change anything
 I'll still be alone in my room stroking my cat
 Alone in my room with my