Harvard

How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
 She boring too in the way I couldn't stand to be
 I'm not sorry
 I just hope you trust her more than me
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 You never wanted to date a college girl
 Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
 Or made your parents proud
 I bet she's not as loud
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 Does it feel better
 To be in an Ivy League sweater?
 Put your work shoes on
 And talk about her your shitty job
 Does it feel better
 In that cold Boston weather?
 Fuck your Ivy League sweater
 You know I was better
 Fuck your Ivy League sweater
 
 How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
 She boring too in the way I couldn't stand to be
 I'm not sorry
 I just hope you trust her more than me
 ♪
 You never wanted to date a college girl
 Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
 Or made your parents proud
 I bet she's not as loud
 ♪
 Does it feel better
 To be in an Ivy League sweater?
 Put your work shoes on
 And talk about her your shitty job
 Does it feel better
 In that cold Boston weather?
 Fuck your Ivy League sweater
 You know I was better
 Fuck your Ivy League sweater