Cracker Ass Fantastic

I fell in love with a gangsta bitch
 A chola chick that'll shank yo dick
 Bitch from the other sida town
 I live in the hills, she's from South Central
 And she got a tattoo on her neck, of lady Guadalupe holdin her tits
 I met her up at the Del Taco
 I said'you hella fine'
 She said 'You el Guapo'
 She was like 'I don't date crackers or actors'
 Matter of fact: I'm a rapper
 I thought she'd never get with me
 But she saw me on cribs rappin with Mickey
 I put a hickey on her titties
 Now her cousin Smokey wants to kill me
 At the barbeque I stood out
 I was the only woodpecker in the mother fuckin crowd
 Cracker ass fantastic, That's me
 Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
 Cracker ass fantastic, that's me
 Cracker ass fantastic
 Word hit the street
 So I slap boxed her cousin
 At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum
 Straight got my ass beat
 But I still hit them ass cheeks, uh
 She taught me how to load the glock
 And she taught me how to fold my socks
 So I taught her how to hold my cock
 And I told her, you could quit your job at Ross, baby
 Kuz now you with the #1 gringo
 No more Doritos or frozen burritos
 Have you ever been to Fred Segel's?
 $30 salad with a bottle of vino
 You could play with my dick under the table
 I got the tip covered... Thank you
 Dirt Nasty's El Fuego
 That means I'm on fire baby
 Like Waco
 Cracker ass fantastic, That's me
 Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
 Cracker ass fantastic, that's me
 Cracker ass fantastic
 Word hit the street
 I think I hear wedding bells,
 And I don't give a fuck that a fish taco smells
 She stole a Chavelle
 That's what she told me when she wrote me from jail
 She Oakland as hell
 Raiders hat to the back
 Gold Gazelles
 Centerfold, Lowrider mag
 Other crackers jack it to picture of her ass
 She thinks I'm a asshole
 Kuz I can't eat her out without using Tabasco
 Mommy looked saucy in a poncho
 When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show
 Cracker ass fantastic, That's me
 Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty
 Cracker ass fantastic, that's me
 Cracker ass fantastic
 Word hit the street