50p

You know 50 Cent,
 Well I don't know if he meant
 What he said about the girls in the club
 I don't care about his guns
 Wouldn't want to share his drugs
 My mum is harder than his mum
 My mum, she could have his mum anyday
 Don't know what it takes to be a gangster
 But it seems to involve acting like a wanker
 You know Britney Spears
 Well don't mind that she's here
 Singing all her songs about love
 I don't care about her hair
 Don't give a shit what she wears
 My bum is bigger than her bum
 My arse, is bigger than her arse
 Don't know what it takes to be a celebrity
 It's not for me if all I can eat is celery
 I'm not famous
 But then I'm not shamelessly
 Getting my tits out for the lads
 I never said that I was hard
 Havn't even got a car
 I don't give a fuck about that
 I've got a lot
 Got a lotta lotta love
 That's enough