Goodbye Earl

Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
 All through their high school days
 Both members of the 4H Club
 Both active in the FFA
 After graduation, Mary Anne went out
 Lookin' for a bright new world
 Wanda looked all around this town
 And all she found was Earl
 Well, it wasn't two weeks after she got married
 That Wanda started getting abused
 She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
 And make-up to cover a bruise
 Well, she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
 She let the law take it from there
 But Earl walked right through that restraining order
 And put her in intensive care
 Right away, Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
 On a red eye midnight flight
 She held Wanda's hand as they worked out a plan
 And it didn't take 'em long to decide
 That Earl had to die
 (Na-na-na-na-na) goodbye, Earl
 Those black-eyed peas? (Na-na-na-na-na)
 They tasted alright to me, Earl
 You're feelin' weak? (Na-na-na-na-na)
 Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl?
 Ain't it dark (na-na-na-na-na)
 Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl?
 The cops came by to bring Earl in
 They searched the house high and low
 Then they tipped their hats and said, "Thank you, ladies
 If you hear from him, let us know"
 Well, the weeks went by and spring turned to summer
 And summer faded into fall
 And it turns out he was a missing person
 Who nobody missed at all
 So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand
 Out on Highway 109
 They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam
 And they don't lose any sleep at night
 'Cause Earl had to die (na-na-na-na-na)
 Goodbye, Earl (na-na-na-na-na)
 We need a break
 Let's go out to the lake, Earl (na-na-na)
 We'll pack a lunch (na-na-na-na-na)
 And stuff you in the trunk, Earl?
 Well, is that alright? (Na-na-na-na-na)
 Good! Let's go for a ride, Earl
 Hey (na-na-na-na-na)
 Well, hey-hey-hey (na-na-na-na-na)
 Aw, hey-hey-hey (na-na-na-na-na)
 Well, hey-hey-hey (na-na-na-na-na)
 Na-na-na