Agnus

Agnes
 You and me, we've been together for like 12 or 13 years now
 I think it's about time I told you how I feel
 Girl, you impress me
 I said girl, you totally get me
 You know all the button combinations of Street Fighter 3
 I think that it's time for you to affect me asthmatically
 You take my breath away
 I think it's about time that I say
 "Agnus. Damn. You got me all emotional."
 Girl, I'm allergic to dogs and cats, but not allergic to you
 And baby, baby, baby hold on
 I gotta go to night school
 But I'll be back in your arms tonight with my GED
 You know deep in your heart that stands for
 Gentle and Erotic Degree
 Waddup, is Agnus's dad there?
 Yo, yo check this out
 I was wondering if I could have your permission
 To make love to your daughter
 Please
 No, no, no your other daughter, Agnus
 Yeahhhh
 Well, me and her, we've been kicking it for quite some time
 And, I don't know
 I just might... I just might ask her to marry me
 You know what I'm saying?
 Over your dead body?
 I think I could have that arranged
 Goodbye
 Girl, I didn't get permission from your dad to make mad love to you
 But baby, baby, baby hold on
 Tonight is gonna be the night
 We do things that we don't normally do
 We're gonna make babies
 A couple babies
 So many babies
 With this Playdoh