Overbored

I get a kick from arsenic
 strychnine does the trick
 cyanide gets me fried
 hemlock only makes me sick
 Nothing ever gets me off
 i'm overbored.
 Down a double shot of drano
 chase it with a glass of piss
 drink a mickey full of javex
 look into the great abyss
 Nothing really turns me on
 i'm overbored, man, overboard.
 Minutes seem like seconds
 seconds feel like hours
 and the days go on forever
 but the years fly by
 Shoot me up - shut me down
 man overboard
 shut me up - shoot me down
 man overboard
 So detached and disconnected
 i'm as dull as i expected