Riboflavin-Flavored, Non-Carbonated, Polyunsaturated Blood

When the moon arises in the western sky
 And the vampires are out on the sly
 At times they have trouble finding necks to bite
 That's why I concocted my new delight
 My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
 His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
 Drac came to me one night at twelve
 And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
 I explained, "Don't fret, I'll give you a fix
 Of my newly-regenerated mix"
 I gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
 He gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
 It gives you quick relief, you see
 From fang aches and corpuscle deficiency
 And after consuming my laboratory brew
 It'll make a new a new vampire of you
 It's got corn oil added, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
 Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch
 Now he's one of those who'd rather fight than switch
 If you're biting more necks, enjoying it less
 Try, my new non-carbonatedness
 My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
 His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
 It helps promote perspiration odor (Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
 It puts bad breath in ghouls (Riboflavin-flavored)
 Why, our group had twenty-one percent fewer fangs (Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
 I gotta tell ya, it makes a great bloody Mary, too (Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated)
 Frank, you oughtta try one of these things (polyunsaturated blood)
 Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood