If I Could Be Your Hero

I wish I were a performer
 And you were my fan
 If I could be your hero (If I could be your hero)
 You could be my man (You could be my man)
 If you thought I was smart
 If you thought I was neat
 It would melt my heart
 And make it skip a beat
 If I had famous parents, would you pay attention
 To every word I'd say?
 I'd know you were lying, it would leave me crying
 I hope you know that's not the way to do things
 I know it's hard to love a person you can't really see
 But don't get discouraged, it doesn't have to be
 I wish I had superpowers, how nice that would be
 I'd make other girls invisible, so you'd have to look at me
 I'd be drop-dead gorgeous (I'd be drop-dead gorgeous)
 That you couldn't stand (That you couldn't stand)
 If I could be your hero (If I could be your hero)
 You could be my man (You could be my man)
 If I had lots of money, would you think I'm funny
 And laugh at every joke I tell?
 I don't think I'd like it when you'd go "ha ha ha"
 You're going straight to H-E-L-L-O, goodbye!
 I wish I were a performer
 And you were my fan
 If I could be your hero (If I could be your hero)
 You could be my man (You could be my man)
 'Cause I know you don't love me
 But I think you can
 If I could be your hero (If I could be your hero)
 You could be my man (You could be my man)
 If I could be your hero (If I could be your hero)
 You could be my man (You could be my man)