Dead Record Player

Got a phonograph on my four headed friend
 it plays sad songs about the dead.
 When i listen to my records
 no matter what they are,
 they sound real good,
 but real weird.
 I know something
 yes something,
 yes something,
 yes something,
 is wrong, oh yeah.
 Oh my old records used to
 not want me dead,
 now they do.
 How about it.
 Well monkeys sounding like a chorrus but i dont mind
 it sounds real good and still keeps time.
 And the beetles they keep singing 'bout
 graveyards and blood,
 it sounds so good that i cant get up.
 I know something,
 yes something,
 yes something,
 yes something,
 is wrong, oh yeah.
 Oh my old records
 used to not sing about the dead,
 now they do.
 The music is killing me
 The high and low fidelities
 are attacking my brain,
 and it's terrific
 the music sounds just great,
 it's terrific.