The Needle

I am not a qualified physician
 And I don't want to give this injection
 I am not a qualified physician
 And I don't want to give this injection
 Dorothy is begging for trouble
 She insists I should give her this needle
 Darling one thing I you ought to know
 Don't blame me for where the needle go
 I push it in, she pulls it out
 I push it back, she starts to shout:
 ""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
 I can't stand the size of your needle.""
 She lie down in such a position
 It was difficult to give this injection
 She start holding on to the needle
 Making me so uncomfortable
 I said 'darling, can't you be steady,
 I'm going to have it done very shortly'
 She said 'Dr. Ring Ding I am sorry,
 But the sight of your needle frightens me'
 I push it in, she pulls it out
 I push it back, she starts to shout:
 ""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
 I can't stand the size of your needle.""
 She still wouldn't lie down quietly
 Constantly moving her body
 So I slap her in the face with vexation
 And keep on giving the injection
 She say 'Doctor stop it, I can't stand the pain,
 I don't think your inside the right vein'
 I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told,
 The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!'
 I push it in, she pulls it out
 I push it back, she starts to shout:
 ""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
 I can't stand the size of your needle.""
 I pull it from that hole and start again
 I have the needle now in the right vein
 The needle's just gone in half a inch
 The stupid young lady start to flinch
 Suddenly she bawl 'It's working!
 I can feel the penicillin going in'
 I said 'You silly fool, look what you do
 The needle's gonna break in you!'
 I push it in, she pulls it out
 I push it back, she starts to shout:
 ""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
 I can't stand the size of your needle.""