Jimmy Recard

Let's take it back to 1982 just quickly
 I came into this world, and my Ma' thought
 I'ma name this little boy Paul
 Plain old boring old Paul
 And I always thought
 If I had a different name, would my life be different? Like
 Imagine if I had a name like Jimmy Recard
 Evolved from the joke of a com'
 The king of the cards
 King of the castle
 King of the barstool
 Liked by all known but he thinks he's an arsehole
 Pass the parcel to Jimmy
 Everybody pass quicker then getting off with a glass of kill Kenny
 If anything, Jimmy's a man of the millennium
 No two men can better him, not even
 Lenny and Carl
 I put a penny in the jar
 I swear he's rare as seeing Henny in ya mini bar
 Face at the cinema
 Like Andy Garcia
 But compared to Jimmy, Andy's so last year!
 Brassieres, are thrown at his feet
 Ladies love him 'cause he's got a little dimple in his cheek
 (Bleurgh, yeah yeah yeah) Making me sick to my stomach
 And there's nothing you can do
 You gotta love him (you gotta love him!)
 It's J.R., Jimmy Recard!
 Raise your glass for the king of the bar
 It's J.R., Jimmy Recard!
 Women swinging their bras, ladies swinging their bra
 For J.R., Jimmy Recard!
 All my people singing hoorah hoorah
 For J.R., come and get down with J.R.
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 He was always in the right place at the right time
 Had a lifeline
 Wiser than 95 pecent of the sci-fi
 Four doors and his collar popped down like they should be
 Living off laughter like Lano and Woodley
 And it could be 'cause he had the world in his palm
 Every week a different girl on his arm
 His mum a doctor, dad a rockstar
 Concoct a little something, nine months, who popped out?
 It's J.R., Jimmy Recard!
 Raise your glass for the king of the bar
 It's J.R., Jimmy Recard!
 Women swinging their bras, ladies swinging their bra
 For J.R., Jimmy Recard!
 All my people singing hoorah hoorah
 For J.R., come and get down with J.R.
 The J, the I, the M, the M, the Y, the J, the I, the M
 It's Jimmy! It's Jimmy!
 The J, Jimmy, no matter what
 The I, Jimmy, no matter what
 The M, Jimmy, no matter what
 It's Jimmy!
 Yeah, check
 It's like everything he touches
 Turns to gold, it's amazing
 Destiny on his side like pushing up daisies
 A breath of fresh air, the best there is
 Like getting in the electric chair and live
 Untouchable
 He never perish
 Reason my life is full
 He was the fairest of them all
 Like mirror mirror on the wall
 Like Wirrpanda on the ball
 Mum comes up with Paul
 When there's names like Jimmy
 Any plan or gimmick
 Every man will mimic
 Jimmy
 Open up my doors in the chimney
 That's why he's always fucking swimming in his winnings
 The names ringing in your ears man isn't it?
 Living in jealousy like a prisoner to visitors
 He was oblivious
 A sunshine day and night
 Would my luck change if I was given a name like
 J.R., Jimmy Recard!
 Raise your glass for the king of the bar
 It's J.R., Jimmy Recard!
 Women swinging their bras, ladies swinging their bra
 For J.R., Jimmy Recard!
 All my people singing hoorah hoorah
 For J.R., come and get down with J.R.