No Money Down

As I was motivating back towards town
 I seen a Cadillac sign, it said no money down
 So I eased on the brake, and I pulled up there in the drive
 I gunned up the motor and then I walked on inside
 The dealer came down and said man trade that Ford
 I can put you in a car that will eat up the road
 Now you just tell me what you want
 And then sign on this line
 I'll have it brought right to your house
 In about an hour's time
 I'm gonna get me a car
 And I'm gonna head on down the road
 Ain't gonna have to worry no more
 Bout that broke down raggity Ford
 Well mister I want a yellow convertible a four door deville
 Man I want a continnetial spare and some white chrome wheels
 And power steering and uh a power brakes
 And a powerful motor with a jet off take
 Some nice cool air condition and some nice warm heat
 And a big old feather bedroom pillow in the back seat
 I want a ship to shore radio a colour TV and a phone
 So I can talk to my honey while I'm riding alone
 I wanna get me a car yeah
 And head on down the road
 I don't have to worry no more
 Bout that broke down raggity Ford
 And also I want four carburetors and I want two straight exhaust
 I want a nuclear reactor and I don't care what it cost
 I want a railroad air horn I want a phycadellic strobe spot
 And I want a 15 year guarantee on everything that I got
 I want a two dollar deductible and I want a 20 dollar note
 I want a 150, 000 dollars liability and that's all she wrote
 I gonna get me a car
 And head on down the road
 I don't wanna have to worry no more
 Bout that broke down raggity Ford