Crooked Booty

Make ya, and shake yo shit (woo lord)
 I am puttin poetry into motion my addiction is overdosing from a natural high
 Supplyin the soul with that unmistakinable mystical magical feelin that your money can't buy
 Becomin a slave to the rhythm there's no way that you could stop me now I'd like to see you try
 Because I'm already long gone don't be scared for me baby just blow me a kiss good bye
 I can't believe you'd rather stay behind then go beyond talk to me baby tell me why
 Society won't set ya free now follow me programmin' your fear to fly
 Best believe I'm a breathe and break ground before I die
 I know it's live and let live but my love won't let me lie
 Make me wanna do the
 And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff
 We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough
 My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal
 You're coming down with a bad case of
 The crooked booty (come on, everybody)
 The crooked booty (I can't hear y'all)
 Now everybody do the crooked booty,
 Come on, I say the crooked booty (come on)
 Come on everbody I say the crooked booty
 Yeah, the crooked booty
 Now everybody do the crooked booty
 Yeah, come on, the crooked booty
 Oh doctor doctor help me please
 I got this problem come over me
 And I just can't shake it (I just can't seem
 To shake this thing off up me, now help me)
 At first I was just fine
 Didn't really play it no mind
 Until it hit another time (another time)
 'cause my chest popped out (my chest popped out)
 And my back went in (I said my back went in)
 Started movin my body
 Like I had a nervous itch (ooow)
 So the doctor gave me (say what?)
 This remedy (what'd he say?)
 He said, "pop it to boy"
 And feel the beat
 It's the brand new craze
 And it's comin your way
 It was started in the slums
 By the dungeon family
 It's not very hard it's kinda easy to do
 All you got to be is poor and broke and have no loot
 It's called the crooked booty when it's only a test
 It's like tryin to stop the irs from takin your cheques
 It's like tryin to soak your cheese and took all the rap
 It's like tryin to stop a nigga from crackin your back on this track
 It's like tryin to tell your daughter you can't chase the cake
 It's like tryin to stop a boss jack from swangin his set
 You just go like that (it don't matter)
 You can be 400 pounds or be as tall as shaq (come on)
 Pimp get out your llac
 And do the crooked booty
 And do the crooked booty
 Do the crooked booty do the crooked booty
 Do the crooked booty (aaaaaaaaaaah)
 Now everybody do the crooked booty (everybody, come on)
 The crooked booty (I can't hear y'all)
 Now everybody do the crooked booty (a little louder)
 Come on, I say the crooked booty (people in the back)
 Come on everbody I say the crooked booty (people on the side)
 Yeah, the crooked booty
 Now everybody do the crooked booty (yeah, y'all got it)
 Yeah, come on, the crooked booty (a little louder y'all)
 I ain't got no paper
 I can't wipe my ass
 But give me one lil' dollar
 I'll show you how to make it last
 I ain't got no paper
 I can't wipe my ass
 But give me one lil' dollar
 I'll show you how to make it last (I'll show you how to)
 And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff
 We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough
 My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal
 You're coming down with a bad case of the
 The crooked booty
 The crooked booty (a little louder now)
 Now everybody do the crooked booty (do it like you can't do it no more)
 Come on, I say the crooked booty
 Come on, I say the crooked booty
 Yeah, everybody do the crooked booty
 Now everybody do the crooked booty
 The crooked booty
 Now everybody do the crooked booty (yeah, everybody)
 The crooked booty (come on)
 Now everybody do the crooked booty (I can't hear y'all)
 I say the crooked booty
 Now everybody say the crooked booty
 The crooked booty
 Now everybody do the crooked booty
 The crooked booty (yeah, y'all got it)