Northern Hemisphere

We like the Northern Hemisphere
 That's where the strangest things appear
 The conjurer takes off his head
 Now watch him make it disappear
 Recess of the torso, said the actress to the hero
 Now watch him make it reappear
 It's in the Western Hemisphere
 That's where the nicest things appear
 You even see a bird in flight
 Flying 'round the diamond tree
 Travelling incognito, said the actress to the hero
 She has a longing to be free
 There's a golden pleasure dome, complete in every home
 You see the strangest things in the Northern Hemisphere
 And Ollibute the gnome, tries entering the phone
 He's waiting for a call from the upper atomosphere
 You know the Southern Hemisphere
 That's where the warmest things appear
 In tiny islands in the sun
 Some people make it their career
 Please straighten my kimono, said the actress the the
 Hero
 High in the upper atmosphere