Madhatter - 2004 Remaster

E. Broughton-S. Broughton-Unitt
 If you think it's easy
 The madmen are checking
 To see if you're home
 God help the church
 And the people it's hurt
 Like sheep in a fold
 I am the madhatter
 And I'm getting fatter
 If you'd like to know
 I stood in the queue
 To do what I do
 With nowhere to go
 If you think he's dirty
 He once was a worker
 A long time ago
 He made test tube babies
 For Catholic ladies
 In Ladbroke Grove
 A terrified rock star
 Sits in a cop car
 What will they do?
 If the political parties
 Roll into one
 And leave it to you
 A man in the morning
 Sits in the wireless
 To keep me asleep
 You'll sit there like robots
 And just for laughs
 Grow old if it's cheap
 I am the madhatter
 And I'm getting fatter
 If you'd like to know
 I stand in the queue
 To do what I do
 With nowhere to go