Border Patrol

It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive
 Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, hmmm
 Going to Miami via Vancouver coming from Jamaica
 Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding
 I was on the outside, for some reason, they won't let me enter, hmmm
 I went to the border, they say my passport was not in order and so
 Seven of us got back on the bus, felt like a looser, hmmm
 We went from rooms, we got some food, am I a dream, hmmm
 I went to some club, they were playing reggae, rock and blues a, hmmm
 I know I'm a winner, but this time they say I'm a looser
 But I said, hey, but I said, hey
 It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive
 Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile
 The next day I came back to the embassy
 Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding
 I was an early birdie, at 8:30, hmmm
 Set the mouse free, let him enter, hmmm
 Don't forget immigrants build this country, hmmm
 Out of all the people, me they decided to remove a, hmmm
 He said come this way, you look like somebody we a look for, hmmm
 Searching my bag, take my shoe, ran it through the computer
 Dong, ding-ding, ding-ding
 Wump-pem-pay-ay
 Wump-pem-pay pay-pay pay-ow
 Oh-fizit-now-zet
 Wump-pem-pay-ay
 Wump-pem-pay pay-pay pay-ow
 I'm about to expose it
 It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive
 Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, hmmm
 Cock-a-doodle-doo, doodle-doo-oo, I am the rooster, hmmm
 Stop spinning me around like, I'm some roller coaster
 Don-ding, don, ding-ding, ding-ding
 You make it seems I'm the most wanted, hmmm
 Take me out of this room, it's so scary and haunted, hmmm
 Jamaica, Jamaica, I am a teacher, hmmm
 I'm an singer, and actor, born entertainer, hmmm
 You've taken away my passport and my visa, hmmm
 Sending me away, back to jamaica, hmmm
 It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive
 Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95
 It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive
 Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile
 I was on my way to California coming from Taiwan, Mexican border
 I was there with a Mexican who was a poncho villam, hmmm
 He said to me, do you want burrito, time for a salsa, hmmm
 I said I've got to go, I've got to go to California, hmmm
 Immigration officer let me pass the border, hmmm
 You know what I got to do, a show in Los Angeles California, hmmm
 It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive
 Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile
 Going to Miami via Vancouver, coming from Jamaica
 Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding
 I was on the outside, for some reason, they won't let me enter
 Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding
 I went to the border they say my passport was not in order, and so
 Seven of us got back on the bus, felt like a looser
 Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding
 We got some food and we got some rooms in Vancouver
 Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding
 We went to some club, they were playing reggae, rock and blues a, I can not confuse a
 I guess I was winner, but this time they said I was a looser
 I not confuse a, what I said
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know
 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile
 It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive