I'm the Man to Be

I'm a hanging happy sock tonight
 My hotel's on the Katong Line
 Can't focus an in vitro mind
 If only I could think but the belt's too tight
 Can't reach a cotton ball to dry
 The little teardrop underneath my right eye
 I can use my Louis Vuitton tie!
 If only I could think but the belt's too tight
 I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight
 Held up by kites. 'Cause I'm the man to be
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 I couldn't get a hold of my big sister when I tried
 To call her just to tell her that I missed her
 I called and cried to room service instead
 I'm driking Malin+Goetz under the bed
 I can't move. I can't talk
 I can't sleep. I can't walk
 I can't move. I can't talk
 I can't sleep. I can't walk
 Can't leave me up a crick all night
 Erin Brockovich is not my wife
 I'm such a baby I could totally cry
 My hands are so sticky and the belt's too tight
 I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight
 Held up by kites. 'Cause I'm the man to be
 I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight
 Held up by kites. 'Cause I'm the man to be
 I'll be the one in the lobby in the collared
 Fuck me shirt. The green one
 I'll be the one in the lobby in the green collared
 Fuck me shirt. The green one
 Take just a little sample of a sample
 Of wet sage and rusting honeysuckle for example
 I'm not afraid to die a little tiny bit
 I just don't want it to hurt coming out of it
 I can't move. I can't talk
 I can't sleep. I can't walk
 I can't move. I can't talk
 I can't sleep. I can't walk
 Mama's on the spectrum
 Daddy's on the borderline
 I'm from fucking Delhi
 Not fucking over the Rhine
 I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight
 Held up by kites. 'Cause I'm the man to be
 I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight
 Held up by kites. 'Cause I'm the man to be
 I'll be the one in the lobby in the collared
 Fuck me shirt. The green one
 I'll be the one in the lobby in the green collared
 Fuck me shirt. The green one
 I can't even look at the reviews anymore
 I score an 8.6 on a fucking par 4
 Hanging like a rag doll from the door
 'Cause I'm the man to be