I'll Never Be Happy Again

Reggie asked Peter, "Do you know what's wrong with you?"
 He said, "What man?" She said, "Nothing."
 And that's how I feel about you too
 And it's driving me insane
 And oh since I met you
 I'll never be happy again
 Eve asked Roger about his initials, R.O.T
 "What does the O stand for?" and he said, "Nothing"--
 That line did it for me
 And it's echoed around my brain
 An oh, since I heard it
 I'll never be happy again
 After perfection
 It's all downhill
 With no time to stand up
 And no time to sit still
 Frequent rejection
 Occasional affection
 It's often offered
 In the wrong direction
 Wally asked Hazel, "Have you lived here all your life?"
 And she said twice that time, then later she ends up his wife
 Love is an exquisite kind of pain
 And oh since I saw you
 I'll never be happy again
 After perfection
 It's all downhill
 With no time to stand up
 And no time to sit still
 Frequent rejection
 Occasional affection
 It's often offered
 In the wrong direction