Empathy Test

Sit still, slow your breathing
 We'd like to be sure we get an accurate reading
 Stop your protests, don't try to resist
 We've come to administer an empathy test
 We wanna know what's in your head
 What makes your ticker tick
 I promise you it's painless
 The procedure is very quick
 We wanna know what's in your mind
 It's no cause for concern
 We'll check for faulty wires
 And make sure your gears still turn
 Settle down, we're receiving
 A steady stream of data that will tell us what you're dreaming
 How does it feel to have your buttons pressed?
 Your synapses under the stress of an empathy test
 We wanna know what's in your head
 What makes your ticker tick
 I promise you it's painless
 The procedure is very quick
 We wanna know what's in your mind
 It's no cause for concern
 We'll check for faulty wires
 And make sure your gears still turn
 Empathy test
 Each memory compressed
 Be patient while we wait for your results
 Empathy test
 Your circuits all connect
 The evidence is indisputable
 We wanna know what's in your head
 What makes your ticker tick
 I promise you it's painless
 The procedure is very quick
 We wanna know what's in your mind
 It's no cause for concern
 We'll check for faulty wires
 And make sure your gears still turn